lettuce-all-laugh:

I MISSED MY STOP

mshoneysucklepink:

Fuck the movie, but this is going to be a FANTASTIC meme…

comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

fuckoffdarren:

black fucking magic

aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

malfoypure:

"Spew?" said Harry, picking up a badge and looking at it. "What’s this about?" 
"Not spew,” said Hermione impatiently, “It’s S-P-E-W. Stands for the Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare.”

The Magic Begins
       
↳ 8: A scene you wanted to be in the movies: S.P.E.W.

Daniel Radcliffe at the Comic-Con 2014

galaxys4:

don’t call me daddy in bed call me mayor……..tell me how cute my town is

sillyferret:

The most amazing button ever.

Game of Thrones Season 4 Bloopers (x)

Ciao Italy! You are so beautiful! I’m so happy to be here! 🇮🇹

"Not if I get there first.”
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