doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

breenwolf:

once you start filling in your eyebrows you never go back

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

tastefullyoffensive:

"Skipity bopity boo I got the paper for you." [x]

theverylostprincess:

daisyinaglass:

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist

meladoodle:

*awkwardly left alone with a baby* soooo….. do you… watch game of thrones?

Dianna Agron being adorable before her ALS Ice Bucket Challenge +

pastel-gizibe:

perpetualvelocity:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

i feel like this is older than me

Wow
Look at this relic

Fucking fossil lol

alphaqueer:

Sterek shippers are weird.

Stannis Baratheon and Shrek aren’t even in the same fandom.

x

crossroadscastiel:

And like that he’s verified

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