@dogs that wag their tail so hard their butt shakes

flygoing:

I love you

arienreign:

i bought this skull for a cosplay and

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

xx

bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again

loveyourselfcompletely:

I don’t know what he’s fixing, but mine just broke.

eddara:

Arya Stark Appreciation Week
           ⌊ Day #1 → Favourite Quote

Lady Smallwood fussed at the bodice of the gown. “Now you look a proper young lady.” I’m not a lady, Arya wanted to tell her, I’m a wolf. [ASOS]

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

image

me 12:00 October 1st

image

Mindy Kaling on Howard Stern, 9.15.14
(58:50, 1:04:58)

THE BEST THING MY DASH HAS EVER DONE

eternallydeancas:

image

gayblowjob:

i feel this on a personal level

aausten